What They Wanted, What They Got: Princess Edition

Ever wonder what you'll really get when you order a princess cake like this?

Well, I have good news!

You're almost certain to get the same toys.

Or maybe you want to spring for the big castle version:

You totally should!

How else will your baker get any airbrush practice?

Mmmm. Spattery.

Not a big princess fan? Never fear, I've got something for you, too!

Now, clap your hands if you believe in fairy wrecks.

THEY DO EXIST.

Thanks to K.B., Maureen S., & Yesenia for the stellar wreckporting.

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Where Dreams Come Through

Welcome to BisneyLand, the amusement park that's in no way affiliated with Disneyland, but is just as good - and cheaper, too!

Once you enter the gates of our mystical castle-land of joy, you'll be greeted by our lovely royal ladies:

Cinderallie and her clear resin shoes are always the hit of the ball.

Princess Yasmine and her flying doormat will show you a "whole 'nother world."

And TinklesWell the Winged Wonder is sure to be your day's #1 delight!

We also have fabulous entertainment:

Princess Areola and her pals Haddock, Skittle, and Captain Crabby Pants may prefer life "under the ocean," but they still enjoy singing their big musical numbers, "Check Out My Cool Stuff," and "I Can't Talk, So Let's Make Out!"

And don't forget Pretty, our good-looking girl:

And of course her friend Not-So-Handsome!

Together they invite you to "be our visitor!"

Anony M., Allison M., Clau, David I., Mona S., & Kristyn, how crazy would it be if a place like this actually existed? Oh, wait...

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And lest you think we forgot...

Happy Earth Day!!!