John and I are cooped up in a hotel room in Toronto right now, so odds are we won't get to see many cute trick-or-treaters tonight. Fortunately, Becca B. sent us something to make up for it, though: The World's Cutest Carrot Jockey.
BEHOLD!!
Thanks for the treat, Becca B. and Jockey Dan!
You guys, it's Halloween! And you know what that means, right?
Yep: Time to get our hands on some cake.
Finger-licking bad.
Or I suppose we could sink our teeth into some...er...
[blinking]
...never mind.
Just keep your eyes off this pumpkin cake, if you please:
Thank you.
I'm having a hard time wrapping my brain around this design:
Ow.
Oh, I know! Maybe it's a window pane!
*gigglesnort*
Ahem.
I did wonder why Frank there had no nose, but then I realized:
That's why.
Yep, you could say it's as plain as the dong on his face.
Come to think of it, this bakery really should reevaluate their staff:
'Cuz that's one broomstick that should be swept under the rug.
You know, for being too hard to handle.
Not to mention stick-y.
And so, my friends, in conclusion:
Haa!
And...
EEN!!
Thanks to A.F., C.C., Linda L., Donna S., Patrick M., Dana, Jeremy C., & Kelsey N. for the tricky treats.
A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)
- Jen
