Friday Favs 10/30/15

Some of my favorite new submissions this week:

Ann ordered a beach theme cake, and asked the baker to write "Happy Birthday Lorenzo" on the ocean part.

She got this:

...which has to be the first time a literal LOL actually pales in comparison to the butchered name of the birthday boy.

Seriously, how do you turn "Lorenzo" into "Boricua"?? That's only two correct letters! Out of seven! Why... what... HOW....? [head explodes]

Ahem.

When a house warming party turns ominous:

[whisper] "Geeeeet OOOOUUUUUTTT!"

Deb wants to know if she's the only one who sees a Pumpkin man wearing a fig leaf on this cake:

Dear Deb,

NOPE.

Signed,
Everyone.

This next one is a Sports Ball thing, so allow me to translate for my fellow sports neophytes: Apparently the Royals (a Sports Ball "team") are sometimes known as the "Boys in Blue."

But after today, that's not ALL they'll be known as:

HEYOOOOOOOOO

"VICTORIAN LACE"

Bakers, I do not think it means what you think it means.

And finally,

Ordering a company logo on a cake can be daunting, but luckily for Will R., the Michael Kors logo is literally just the letters MK.

And yet...

Where there's a Will, there's a way to wreck Will's manager's cake.

Thanks to Ann F., Brady T., Deb B., Sarah F., Terri C., & Will R. for giving his manager the perfect excuse to throw up his/her hands in disgust and cry, "I'M SURROUNDED BY LITTLE MK'S!"

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"It's Pronounced Shi-THEAD"

Bakers! Halloween is this Saturday!

GO! GO! GO!

Now keep going!

Yeah! That's good shi... er... stuff!

Push 'em out, shove 'em out, waaaaaay out!

Phew! That was a hard one.

But don't stop now; really let those creative juices flow!

That's it!

I love the smell of pumpkin stem in the morning!

This is all SO APPETIZING!

Ok, bakers, FINAL PUSH. Really put your back into it!
Let it allll out!!

YES THIS IS PERFECT

Welp, I guess that's one more Halloween in the can.

Good work, team.

Thanks to Kirsten F., Molly M., Lily Q., Loren B., Beth N., Clare L., Claire W., Jeremy B., & Jordan S. for the heady flush of victory.

And now, a moving moment for my fellow Potter heads:

"Oh you may not think I'm pretty,
but don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
a smarter hat than me."
- actual quote from book 1

I bet he places everyone in Hufflepoop.

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