10 Years Of New Year's Wrecks

How do you feel about antiquing? 

I ask because here come a full 10 years of New Year's Cakes to prove some things never change.

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That strawberry is in the way, but I promise that's from 2009. I haven't been collecting cake wrecks THAT long, ha. Ahah. haha. [sob]

Ohh, 2010. What a year. This cake also represents about how much of it I remember:

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It's been a while. What.

 Then there was the great Mardi Gras mix-up of 2011:

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And the undersea unexplained sponge migration of 2012:

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Twist their arms, why don't you.

 

Now 2013, that was a heavy-handed year:

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And 2014 definitely had a few too many:

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Cupcake cakes, that is. Too many cupcake cakes. (patooie!)

2015 really tried, bless its heart:

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And 2016 really didn't:

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2017 had more than its fair share of lumps:

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And 2018 and 2019 were basically the same, right?

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Same wreck, different year.

Well, whatever 2020 brings, my friends, here's hoping it's a good year with a little less of this:

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... and a lot more of this:

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Because that shiz never gets old.

Thanks to Claudia P., Berry D., Lizz B., Meg G., Nick G., Emily K., Lindsay K., Laura C., Jen M., Emily S., & Kathy R. for all the awkward first dates.

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So they aren't cake, but given how much you guys love the Turkey Poo Wangs I think this might be right up your alley:

 Nature's Dick Pics 2020 Calendar

Now that's a calendar that really rocks out with its rocks out.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Mister Mister's "Broken Wings" Gets Wrecked

Baby, don't understand

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Why we can't just bake cakes
In butterfly pans

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This time
might be the last
I fear

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Unless I
make it all too clear
You need to knoooooow:

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OooOOOooooh

 

Take! These broken wings!

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And learn to try again

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Or learn to bake for free!

 

When you hear,
"What IS that thing?"

 

The look of shock should tear you up
it's not a win!

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So take!

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These broken wiiiiings!

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*thud*

 

Thanks to Via S., Michelle, Sarah L., Jon, Naomi B., Julie D., Christine, Kaylee & Sarah, Lori C., Kelly R., & Katie S. for proving that's one MORE thing pre-schoolers can draw better than bakers.

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Psst. Hey. Do any of you wear a sleep mask/ice pack for headaches?

Ice Cold Eye Shade

Because this is hilarious!

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And from my other blog, Epbot: