...But The Words Get In The Way
It's not always easy to express your feelings on Valentine's Day. Fortunately, these Wreckerators are here to help.
A-HAH!
This explains all those "Marry Christmas" cakes!
Happy Valentines + 'Day'
Yep, that's a first.
I'm continually amazed at how many Wreckerators botch the classic "Bee Mine" pun. It's not like it's that hard, guys: if there's a bee on it, write, "Bee Mine." If there's NOT a bee on it, write "Be Mine." That's it! And yet...
The fact that this was on clearance makes me oddly proud of the buying public.
Of course, no V-Day is complete until we explore some alternate spellings of "Valentine's":
Still, always remember this, my dear Wreckies: At the end of the day, what matters most to your S.O. is that you tried.
See?
(No, I don't think this vintage Wreck is professionally made, but it was just too cute not to share. I mean, c'mon, who wouldn't love to come home to this? Am I right, ladies?)
JuliAnn J., Linda R., Abby D., Shannon L., Vickie M., Maria P., Eunice S., & Carrie M., I tried to say "I love you"... but then I realized that was wildly inappropriate. So, uh, hey, good job!
