Militarized Pool Noodles

Some folks ordered a cake shaped like the Pentagon, and to be safe, even brought in a picture:

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They got this:

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(The misspelling is what I call "adding insult to a headdesk-induced injury.")

 

Next Jas ordered this bright and beautiful design:

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But instead, she got liquefied pool noodles:

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Mmm. Now there's a texture to get your mouth watering!

(Srsly, what do you have to do to icing to make it look like that? Do I even want to know? Because if it involves someone's toothbrush, I'm pretty sure I don't want to.)

 

And finally, I'm going to end with something that's not cake, but trust me, it's worth it.

See, the group "Sisters By Grace" sent flowers to one of their members a while back, and the card turned up looking like this:

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The Sister's Bike Race. Ha!

Ah, but wait, it gets better.

Naturally, the Sisters reacted to the goof by doing what any sensible group would do:

They turned it into the group's official t-shirts.

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They even included the "love & prayer's" line. :D

See? Told ya it was worth it.

 

Thanks to Sheri, Jas C., & Julie P. for giving non-baking wreckerators a little race.

*****

P.S. I just found MY kind of bike race:

"Tour de Pizza" Cutter

This cuteness is actually a PIZZA CUTTER - both wheels cut! - so you can race it through your pizza without ever breaking a sweat. It even comes with a little kickstand, omigosh.

Peppa Porker

Meet Peppa Pig:

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She's the star of a kid's show in Britain, and looks like a toddler's drawing of a pink hairdryer with ears - or an anatomically incorrect gallbladder.

 

Anyway, people send me pictures of Peppa cakes all the time, mostly because they can't believe this is how she's actually supposed to look:

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Well, minus the melty black eyes, I mean.

 

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And the melty, blood-red dress...

 

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Yeeeah.

 

Anyway, with all these cakes coming in, imagine my delight when someone finally sent me a Peppa wreck that is actually wrecky in a non-melty way.

Not only that, you could say this wreck's a real porker:

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Yessir, if you're craving sausage, then these cookies will hit the spot, IF you know what I mean. [wink wink]

See, I'm saying these cookies put the "oinks" in "boinks." [nudge nudge]

I'm saying these cookies take their ham with a side of jelly[eyebrow waggle]

I'm saying this little piggy went to market, and totally looks like a floppy man-dong.

Oops.

Uh... too much?

 

Thanks to Belinda B., Jessica H., Jo D., & J-La for the sooieeee(t) finds.

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And because Amazon never fails:

Inflatable Pig Costume

Funnily enough, the Amazon listing actually says this is a Christmas costume.

OOHHHH the Christmas Story. Okay, now I get it.