Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na SPIDER-BAT!!!

Graduation cakes are still comin' in hot and wrecky, as evidenced by this Facebook sub from Maggie:

So. Many. Facepalms.

Plus, note all the extra enthusiasm that ending period conveys. I mean, really, CONTAIN YOURSELF, BAKER.

Here's a baker who CAN write "congratulations," but has trouble when asked to add a "grad hat" for decoration:

Spelling: B -

Reading Comprehension: Ermmm.... What?

Here's one that *I* cannot comprehend:

OH NO YOU DID NOT. 

It's really the best kind of luck:

And finally, Rebecca M. ordered this pretty ombré design for her friend's birthday:

Her friend is visually impaired, so Rebecca asked the baker to be sure to write "Happy Birthday" on top in the darkest shade of pink. Otherwise, she explained, her friend might have trouble seeing it.

This is what she got:

0.O

I'd like to take back all my facepalms from before, please, and re-apply them here. Times a million.

Thanks to Maggie V., Dani S., Andrew, Leah P., & Rebecca M., who assures me there's writing on that thing, but darned if I can see it.

*****

P.S. Do you need some big dramatic wall art? Then check out this GORGEOUS wall tapestry:

Forest Tapestry

Even the smallest size is a whopping 5 feet tall, and only costs $10 Prime! This has over 7,000 rave reviews, and some folks are adding LED fairy lights to the branches, like this:

WHICH LOOKS SO MAGICAL. Seriously, I have zero blank wall space, but I still want this. Perfect for anyone with a new space, or just looking to upgrade for cheap.

Cungrate... Condrag... Gut Job!

Wahooo! SCOOL'S OUT!

Or.... is it?

Not gonna lie: kinda confused right now.

Well, assuming you students aced all your subjects:

(If only they taught USEFUL stuff in school, am I right?)

...then I hear some Congradularons are in order!

Unless you prefer a "Congralulalio" - 'cuz I've got one of those, too:

Eesh. You know, I have so many hundreds of misspelled "congratulations" cakes in the archives I may never post them all. I wonder when bakers decide to just give up completely?

Er, that was rhetorical, guys...

C'mon, now. We have to move on.

STAHP.

What the... Congrauktion.at?!

So, in conclusion:

I think I already did.

Conklenators to Jayne L., Laura A., Debbie M., Bree M., Tammy J., Dara, Candy R., Kristin, Jennifer P., & Kat N. on their stellar wreckporting.

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P.S. Need a sweet gift for the person who has everything? Then how about a card that transforms into a bouquet:

Fresh Cut Paper Pop-Up Bouquet

 You mail these flat like a greeting card, then they pop up into the prettiest bouquet! I've sent a couple of these to both my parents and grandmother now. Fresh Cut has several different colors and flower arrangements to choose from, plus I send mine straight from Amazon, so with Prime it's free shipping!