The Big O Finale

They say she studied her head off for that diploma:

Which is an excellent segue for...

Brains, caps, heads - oh, yeah. It's allll comin' together.

John couldn't stop snort-giggling over this one. I think it has something to do with the hand placement:

Now I want to order a microphone cake (yes, that's supposed to be a microphone), walk into a random stranger's party, say something cryptic, like "That's why Hufflepuffs ALWAYS LOSE THEIR SOCKS", and then drop it. (The cake, not the party.)

Because "Messy Mic Drop Ruins Party" would be an awesome headline.

And finally, I believe this wedding baker was trying for something like this:

But instead....

0.O

Pro Tip: If your floral design starts to look like an angry vagina, maaaaybe re-think the Big O topper.

Thanks to Alison A., Chelsea M., Sahana S., & Vanessa, who'd like to point out that could also be a giant zero. (See? These things practically write themselves.)

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P.S. Friendly reminder:

Punctuation Saves Lives

:D

Ready, Aim...

Pink slips are so last decade, employers. This time, why not spice up your "restructuring program" with an element of fun?

Oooh, I love Quessing games! What?!

He can't even be mad, 'cuz he gets a cake out of it.

See?

FUN.

Er...

Sorry, Mike.

From another Mike, who's obviously better off:

Let's just assume this Mike was their copy editor.

It's funnier that way.

Of course, no matter how you end up leaving a job, it's never easy to say goodbye:

...or to spell "good riddance."

At least you know your co-workers will miss you!

Or... not.

And for those of you thinking of quitting via cake...

[Have fun censoring this one, John!]

[Challenge accepted. -john]

Don't be surprised if your boss decides to respond in kind:

OH SNAP.

Thanks to Cynthia C., Anony M., Mike B., Eileea P., Stephanie F., Beth H., Anony M., & Thomas B. for the first correct use of quotation marks in CW history. IT'S A "MIRACLE!"

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P.S. Next time, let this fun "lift-the-flap" book say your goodbyes for you:

 Gotta Go, Buffalo: A Silly Book of Fun Goodbyes

Each page has funny farewell rhymes hidden under lift-up flaps:

Super cute!