FOR A MAN

LET'S
GET DOWN
TO BUSINESS

To decorate...

...the buns.

::chorus::
♫ FOR A MAN!♩

We must be literal-minded bakers!

♫ YES WE CAN ♩

With all the wit of a drunk baboon!

♫ WHO IS NAN♩

I'm pretty sure one of these is right!

Sorry for this

...but we're all on break

♫ 'Til noooooon!

Thanks to Nicole, Junior C., Suresh D., Kathy A., & Scott W. for the dishonor on our cakes... and the ear worm.

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Years ago John and I served a magical Pensieve Potion at one of our parties, and the shimmer dust I used to make it has been a top seller in my Amazon shop ever since. THIS STUFF IS SO FUN, y'all:

Super Pearl Shimmer Dust

I prefer the Super Pearl over a color, because then you can add a drop of food coloring to make any or ALL the colors. (Like laboratory green for Halloween, perhaps??) You only need the tiniest bit even for a big punch bowl, so this little $8 container should last you several parties, easy.

What's Wrong With This Picture?

PICTURE THIS:

Or ...don't.

('Course, given the alternative, you're WAY better off with this, moms-to-be. Trust me.)

...And that's how "Big 2" got his name, kids!

Aw, that crazy No Name always was the office favorite.

(And have you met her cousins What'ser and Whats'is? Those two are just unforgettable.)

In this case, I'd say "All Caps" finished a bit lower than expected.
Balls.

Come to laugh at the misunderstanding. Stay to laugh at the ridiculous spacing.

Thanks to Anne B., Emily B., Wendy M., Holly H., Ed & Delena, and Mary P. for always understanding.

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P.S. It's never too early to start decorating for spooky season, and these stick-on bats were my biggest hit last year:

3D Halloween Bats, Exterior Grade, 60 pc set

They're made of sturdy plastic, come in 4 different sizes, and have adhesive pads to easily stick them up anywhere in or outside your home. (I put a whole belfry of them on our front door.) (I don't know if "belfry" is right, but I'm going with it. :D) Even better, the whole 60 piece set is only $10 Prime!

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And from my other blog, Epbot: