Kringle Fails

♫ Dashing people's hopes ♪

That their cakes will be OK

Is that yellow snow??

Kids have cried all day!

♫ What's this blobby thing?

Making eyebrows rise

So many ways to wreckorate!

Did Rudolph kill tonight?

Krissssssssss....

♪ Kringle fails

Kringle fails

Santa's not OK

Better run, this isn't right

It's a one-course wrecky tray!

OH!

♪ Kringle fails

♪ Kringle fails

Rudolf says, "NO WAY"

♫ Oh what fun it is to chide

Especially to-daaaay!

Merry Chirtmas, everybody!

Thanks to Annette V., Renee R., Jennifer C., Brooke I., Christie C., Kelly C., Sulenna, Cherise W., Lauren A., & Danielle R. for the holiday jeer. Stay sane out there, e'erbody!

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Christmas Creep-Off

It's a Christmas Creep-Off!

Hit us with your best shots, bakers!

Oooh, now that's creepy.

But this is creepier. [shudder]

AAAAAUUGHH!

I mean, er, points for finding a way to make a candy cane look like it's made from someone's collection of skin suits, bakers. That's... that's really something. [backs away slowly]

Hey, ever wonder what Richard Kind would look like with shaved eyebrows?

(This is Richard Kind.)

BEHOLD!

Yep, nailed it. So why am I terrified? How DO you do it, bakers?

Hey, ever had a reeeeally bad sunburn?

And then wanted to eat it?

Then this Christmas, YOU ARE IN LUCK.

0.o

K, I'm calling it: that's definitely the creepiest.

Thanks to Danica G., Patrick M., Robyn B., Sheri P., & Lindsay L. for the Christmas face-off. (Ew.)

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