Bring the Sledge Hammer, Miley

We're flawed, you maimed our hearts in vain

Pink lumps - never gonna fly.

The gist is, well... you just can't spell

We're cakes no one's gonna buy.

Don't you ever say, we'll sell anyway

I don't have any legs.

I can't tell a lie: you used too much dye

Smiles will always haunt you.

You came in and you wrecked us all!

And now we're just so hard to love!

All the kids who see us start to bawl!

Why'd you have to make us
wre-e-ec-ky?

Yeah, you wre-e-eck meee!

Thanks to Andi C., Cheryl F., Gemma J., Dylan S., Karen B., Ann L., Mikayla S., Nicole H., Ruth B., Lesley W. & Apryl K., who managed to find an updated cake of Miley's new look:

(Hey, Miley, cake got your tongue?)

PS - If you're looking to listen to the real song for comparison, I highly recommend this video. (NSFW, but so, so funny.)

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Mama MIA!

Tabitha G. ordered a Mario cake for her five-year-old's birthday party.

You know Mario, right?

Yeah. This guy.

And that's when things went horribly, hilariously wrong:

"Did-a somebody call-a a plumber?" [eyebrow waggle]

No, no, take a moment. Soak it alllll in. The leather biker hat. The earring. The collar. The nipple and gratuitous chest hair. Oh yeah, and the fact that his lower half is on backwards. (Why? WHY??)

How did this happen? Why does this art even exist? And seriously, what the heck is going on with that front butt?

The world may never know.

We DO know the bakery replaced The Village Mario here with a free Spongebob cake, though.

So Tabitha, just one question:

Was SpongeBob wearing a gimp suit? :D

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