We Drink, We Drank, We Drunk

Sunday is "Legal Drinking Age Day," minions, and I bet some of you might feel like celebrating.

...with a badly drawn picture... of misspelled beer... on a cake.

I mean, sure.

::shrug::

Or maybe you feel like exploring your creative side:

Or expressing your inner poet:

Or just letting it all go:

If that sounds like you, then good news! There could be an "exciting" career ahead of you as a prefessional wreckerator! 

But how do you know which bakery is right for you? Where should you apply? 

Easy! Look for a sign.

This one'll do.

Thanks to Yashira, Ciara B., Amber, & Luanne B. for the reminder to never drink & decorate, OR drink & print out store signage.

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P.S. Today I learned that TAMPON FLASKS are a thing:

Smuggle Your Booze Fake Tampon Flasks

I'm probably going to regret sharing this information, but I had to tell SOMEONE.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Go Fourth And Wreckerate!

You guys, I really don't know how to say this.

But...

.... here goes.

"Fourth OB July?"

"Fourth oh bee July?"

 Which is it?

Well, whichever, the important thing is that I wish you all a "Happ4" one, so here ya go:

And now that that's done, I'll let you get back to enjoying your celebratory afternoon picnics of roasted poo:

Btw, how do you like your patties? Blackened or runny? 

(Either way, you're in luck!!)

:D

Happy fourth of July, everyone! Whether today's the day your country declared its independence, or it's just another Thursday, I hope you have a "wreck-less" one.

Thanks to wreckporters Carlye, Cheryl P., & Catherine F. for helping me get all that out.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: