Eh?
Hmmm....
HANG ON.
Ok. Now?
Ahhh, that's better.
May the force be with Micaline P., Anna H., & Connie P.
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"Luke, I am also your technicolor night light."
And less than $10 Prime! Who knew going to the Dark side was so illuminating OR so cheap?
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
It's time again for "John Photoshops Cakes Poorly!"
::jazz hands::
"As my decorator always says, 'If ya gotta go, go with a smile.'"
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"Do I look like I'm joking?"
- or -
"Never rub another man's rhubarb!"
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"This cake needs an enema!"
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::dramatic music swelling::
::dramatic music now fully swollen::
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AW YEAH ROCK N' ROLL
Thanks to Lia A., Anissa C., & Suzanne S. for giving us all a big hand.
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P.S. Since this saved my butt during a long painting day recently, I have a random product recommendation:
No Buckle No-Show Stretch Belt
This is my new favorite belt, y'all. It basically turns anything with belt loops into an elastic waist. So comfy I forget it's on, slimline so it doesn't show under my t-shirts, and NO BELT BUCKLE to dig into my belly or unbuckle for bathroom breaks. Woohoo!
You know how stretch jeans are forever sliding down when you sit or bend, so you have to keep hitching them back up? No more! I wear this with all my jeans now. It's entirely elastic, so it moves and stretches with you, zero painful digging. I HIGHLY recommend for anyone well endowed with squish in the belly area.
A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)
- Jen
