The Dog Days of Dog Day

It's National Dog Day, wrecky minions!

Now, I realize it can be difficult to celebrate dogs when cats are so OBVIOUSLY superior, but hear me out:

1) Dogs are people, too.

Specifically, a kind of mutant Sheep People.

2) Today is the PERFECT day to show your dog-loving friends that you respect their life choices, and that you, too, can appreciate a wet nose in the crotch from time to time.*

"LET US AT IT."

[*Kidding, no one appreciates that. But don't tell the dog people.]

And thirthly, and most importantly, without dogs we would never have these cakes:

(Wow, they really DO poop everywhere.)

Though to be fair, I'm pretty sure most of these bakers have never actually SEEN a dog.

For example: bakers, I'm preeetty sure the legs don't go there:

"Woofth."

THIS IS YOUR DOG:

THIS IS YOUR DOG ON DRUGS:

ANY ORDERS?

And finally, is that a real dog biscuit??

'Cuz judging by Sunglasses' smug smile, I'm betting it is.

Well, thanks to Celia M., Steff, Julie, Natalie S., Julie D., Lisa, Kimberly & Lindsay N. for proving once again that even cat CAKES are bet... uh...

Never mind.

Happy Dog Day, everybody.

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Shower The People You Love With... NOT THAT

So, you're throwing a baby shower? Sweet!

I CAN HELP.

Now, you may want the cake to say something about the baby's gender.

Or perhaps a sweet sentiment for the mom-to-be.

Don't let the bakery choose your decorations, though, or you could end up like Jennifer L, who spent her party trying to figure out what this was supposed to be:

HELPFUL REAR VIEW ZOOM:

Spoiler Alert: It's a butt. A disembodied butt.

Remember the days of baby blocks and teddy bears? Yeah. Those were nice days.

Speaking of confusing baby shower designs...

I see a pox-covered pig covering his eyes.

You?

By this point, dear reader, perhaps you've decided to nix the cake and just make cookies instead.

EXCELLENT.

I recommend something that celebrates life, creation, and of course, getting lucky:

It's a rainbow cookie cutter.

Sicko.

Thanks to Jessica D., Meaghan P., Jennifer L., Aixa L., & Aimie T. for sharing both her pot of gold AND her gutter. I'd tell you to get your mind outta there, Aimie, but the rest of us like the company.

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