Shower The People You Love With... NOT THAT
So, you're throwing a baby shower? Sweet!
I CAN HELP.
Now, you may want the cake to say something about the baby's gender.
Or perhaps a sweet sentiment for the mom-to-be.
Don't let the bakery choose your decorations, though, or you could end up like Jennifer L, who spent her party trying to figure out what this was supposed to be:
HELPFUL REAR VIEW ZOOM:
Spoiler Alert: It's a butt. A disembodied butt.
Remember the days of baby blocks and teddy bears? Yeah. Those were nice days.
Speaking of confusing baby shower designs...
I see a pox-covered pig covering his eyes.
You?
By this point, dear reader, perhaps you've decided to nix the cake and just make cookies instead.
EXCELLENT.
I recommend something that celebrates life, creation, and of course, getting lucky:
It's a rainbow cookie cutter.
Sicko.
Thanks to Jessica D., Meaghan P., Jennifer L., Aixa L., & Aimie T. for sharing both her pot of gold AND her gutter. I'd tell you to get your mind outta there, Aimie, but the rest of us like the company.
P.S. If you ARE going to a baby shower, I found the perfect box for your gift:
