Pretty Much Just Screaming

Is it hot enough yet for ice cream?

Or the floating mountains of Pandora?

That red arrow can only mean one thing.

ALIENS.

How about a refreshing bedroom slipper?

::head tilt::

Or... cotton candy wearing a fedora?

Ohhh, hang on, I know what we need.

YASSS.

This is gonna be great.

John! Bring in the two-scooper!

::sound of rusty wheels squeaking::

ee ow ee ow ee ow

eeoweeoweeoweeow

BEHOLD!

THE TWO-SCOOPER.

This made me scare the cats.

Totally worth it.

Thanks to Cory Ellen, Brianna J., & Sarah N. for inspiring almost as many questions as belly laughs. Why is it all on one side? Why is it outlined? WHY IS IT SQUARE? And dang it all, why am I in the mood for ice cream now?

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Sexy Tractors & Pancake Dogs

It's Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day, minions, and if ever there was a holiday to celebrate with Cake Wrecks, this is it.

Can you guess which of these songs are real, and which ones I just now made up while giggling madly?

LET'S FIND OUT.

"My Dog Told You So"

You said he's just a mutt
But now you're on your butt
Don't gimmie no lip, 'cuz
My dog told you so

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"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy"

She thinks my tractor's sexy!
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
While I'm chuggin' along

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"You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly"

You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling!
Oh, but looks ain't everything
And money ain't everything
But I love you just the same

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"Hold My Beer And Marry Me"

I'm drunk
Ohh whoa whoa
Drunk in love
You're all I'll ever want
So hold my beer
And marry me

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"Dropkick Me, Jesus"

Dropkick me, Jesus
Through the goalposts of life!
And over end neither left nor the right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Dropkick me, Jesus
Through the goalposts of life

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"If You're Lookin' For Lovin' Don't Sit On Her Dog"

That cushion made a yip
It was my one-way ticket trip
If you're lookin' for lovin'
Don't sit on her dog!

Thanks to Lisa Marie, Fiona, Sarah Z., Elizabeth C., Kelli M., & Jan W. for helping me fool John with at least one of these. How'd the rest of you do? :D

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