Aladdin's Genie Bakes Up Some Crappy Quarantine Cake

Meanwhile, at the Agrabah Bakery…

When you gonna let us be, oh let us be,
Is it just a matter of TIME, Corona?
Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny
Or is this cookie all MINE, Corona?

Thanks to Bill L., Donna M., Kathryn M., Stephanie W., & Kelley W. for letting me invoke the spirit of Robin Williams today. I don't know about you, but I needed that. :)

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P.S. Hey, fellow Genie fans, check out this cool craft kit:

 Genie Wooden Model Kit

It's a wooden interlocking puzzle, no glue needed, and then you can paint it when you're finished! Perfect for older kids OR anyone who's tired of looking at screens all day.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

A Letter Wrong And A Holler Short

When you get like 99% of it right, but all anyone can talk about is that ONE LITTLE MISTAKE:

Home bun!

Her name is Lacy:

Guess why she didn't go back to get it fixed.

Because she was LATE, that's why.
Sheesh, you people.

A true test of Dad's skills:

The best part of this next one? This was the counter display:

For someone who really doesn't like lemons.

(Is this like "Batter up?" Should we ask a couple Fluggers to weigh in?)

(And what's with the little hash marks on the right? Are the letters R and P demonstrating proper Puker technique?)

Alas, we must leave the great Puker Debate for now, because... IT'S TIME.

What time, you ask?

TIME TO...

Awwwww yeeeeeah.

Right, one of you start wailing on the harpsichord, someone else roast up a bushel of sheep dongs, and the rest of us are gonna go get shot by a crossbow.

("Man, this themed party suuuuucks.")

Thanks to Kathryn D., Lacy A., Judi S., Zanna F., & Ivy B. for going medieval on us.

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P.S. At least that themed party can have awesome coffee cups!

Medieval Knight Drinking Mug

Eh? EH?

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Have you had your Epbot fix today?