Chocolate Day Scat Fest

For Chocolate Day we decided to illustrate a beloved children's classic.

highly recommend hitting play and reading along:

(Note: Mild language at the very end. Also, it’s a Morgan Freeman impersonator.) 

Everyone Poops

An elephant makes a big poop.

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A mouse makes a tiny poop.

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A one hump camel makes a one hump poop.

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A two hump camel makes a two hump poop.

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Hahaha, only kidding.

 

Fish poop...

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...and so do birds.

And bugs, too.

Different animals make different kinds of poop.

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Different shapes, different colors, even different smells.

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Which end is the snake's behind?

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What does whale poop look like?

 

Some stop to poop, others do it on the move.

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Some poop here or there.
Others do it in a special place.

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Grownups poop. Children poop, too.
While some children poop on the potty, others poop in their diapers.

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Some animals poop and pay no attention.
Others clean up after themselves.
These poop by the water:

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This one does it in the water.
He wipes himself with paper then flushes it down.

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All living things eat, so everyone poops.

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Thanks to Stephanie M., Beth W., Lisa R., Dede H., Robin, Robin E., Anony M., Anna O., Anthony S., Wendi P., Anita C., Cassandra M., Christie D., & John W. for our crappiest post yet.

(Can you believe none of those were supposed to look like poop? Except maybe the rainbow swirly one - which I'm guessing is unicorn poop, and therefore gets a free pass.)

(SEE WHAT I DID THERE?)

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P.S. In case your life was missing a set of cat butt magnets, I found you some:

Cat Butt Magnets

There's also a set for dogs.

You're welcome.

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