Geek Life, Cake Style

Since I've got geekdom on the brain, here's a missed mark for you Doctor Who fans:

OoooOOoooo

AAAAIIEEEEEEEEE!

And one for Batman:

This must be after Superman beat him up.

Sorry to break it to you, Avengers fans, but it turns out Thor is a real heel:

You are not worthy to lift his... HAMMERTOE.

But hey, at least he's got sole.

(I think the baker did it just for kicks. It's a shoe-in for "weirdest cupcake," don't you think?)

For you classic comic fans, here's Batman giving Robin the wedgie of the century:

"Sweet spandex-strangling sausages, Batman, that stings!"

And let us never forget:

I have been, and shall always be, mortally offended by this cake. [glare]

But to end on a happy note, allow me to present wrecky minion Melissa P.'s daughter, along with the birthday cake she specifically requested:

Princess Hulk.

Now THAT is a Hulk "smash" cake, y'all. AND I APPROVE.

Thanks to Joe H., De C., Sarah B., Leah S., Wendy D., & Melissa P. for raising The Next Generation just right.

*****

P.S. If you love geeky things AND cute things, then you need this book:

Alien Next Door

Talk about the perfect gift book for Alien fans, listen to this: "From facehuggers to feather dusters, discover how the perfect killing machine relaxes after a day of scaring space marines."

A Reptile Dysfunction

In honor of World Turtle Day, let's take a moment to meet some of the lesser known turtle cake varieties.

Because nature is beautiful, people.

The Slimy Nope Tail:

Also collects spores, molds, and fungus!

Snootless Flipper Swaddles:

They do a mean sloppy swish.

The Hardboiled Nubby-Teeter:

The candy coating makes it go down easier.

The Majestic Elephant-Pawed Flirpity Floo:

So named for its magnificent flirpity-floos.

The Squeaky Noodle Squelcher:

Watch out; they squeak!

Hypno Danger Piddle:

Try not to stare.

And finally, and most majestic:

The Dong-Headed Stumpy Trunks:

Truly the pokiest of them all.

Thanks to Kathryn S., Shannon K., Megan B., Liz K., Kyna H., Jamie L., & Sara M. for really coming out of their shells.

*****

P.S. And for a non-wrecky example: SPARKLE TURTLE

 5D Diamond Painting Kit For Kids

This kit is so cute! I love the different size diamonds, and it's so small that it's perfect for beginners.