Friday Favs 11/25/16

A few of my favorite submissions this week:

Chrystal brought in two photos for her friend's birthday cake, and asked the baker to put one pic on either side of the 32.

Which is exactly what the baker did:

::sigh::

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Mickey and Minnie would like to welcome you to your post-apocalyptic vacation:

Because nothing puts the "get-away" in an "AHH, GET AWAY!!" quite like a giant bleeding rock tumor, am I right?

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Since the time of the Carrot Jockeys we've all suspected wreckerators have a... unique... relationship with icing carrots - but that's a fallacy!

Sorry, I spelled that wrong. I meant, "That's a phallus - see?"

Seriously, look at that texture. TELL ME THAT'S NOT INTENTIONAL.

And speaking of texture: friends, minions, countrywomen... what in poo-smeared blazes is this?!

o.0

Well, on the bright side, at least we finally found a wreckerator who gives two sh*ts.

Thanks to Chrystal H., Mary Beth A., Andi C., & DeLoris N. for wiping out the competition.

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Fun And Poo-Wangs For The Whole Family!

Happy Thanksgiving, minions!

Since you're probably hanging with family today, I've decided to give you the gift that keeps on giving: Turkey Poo-Wangs.

Lots and lots of Turkey Poo-Wangs.

Ahh, but not just ANY Turkey Poo-Wangs; today I give you Turkey Poo-Wangs that look like your family members.

Was there a lot of stiff competition? Of course. Is this kinda ballsy? Heck yeah. Will there be more phallic jokes? Let's find out.

The Angry Poop-Head:

"Why is the rum always gone?!"

The "I'm Trying To Watch The Game In Here!"

"Keep it down! I can't hear the score!"

The Dazed And Confused:

"WHAT year is it?!"

The "Isn't it Wonderful We're All Here Together?"

"Group hug!"

The Sarcastic One:

"Sure, Aunt Barb, I'll get riiiight on working on my attitude."

The "Please nobody notice I'm a Gingerbread Man."

[uncomfortable, fidgety silence]

The Little Prick:

"MOM says I'm special. MOM says I can have all the pie I want. MOO-OOOOM!!"

The "Nobody Talk To Me It's Been A Long Day."

"Just... just give him the pie, Barb."

The Peace Maker:

"Now, Stu, I'm sure you didn't mean all [REDACTED] are stupid... right?"

And finally,

The "Send Help, Or At Least More Pie."

Come one, get a grip, you guys. Day's almost through.

Thanks to Vanessa R., Elizabeth F., Jacqueline G., Erin F., Joyce J., Amy W., Subdo, Dimitra, Stephanie B., & Jason L. for recommending we all Wang Chung tonight.

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