A Literal Fallacy

Chrystal brought in two photos for her friend's birthday cake, and asked the baker to put one pic on either side of the 32.

Which is exactly what the baker did:

::sigh::

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Mickey and Minnie would like to welcome you to your post-apocalyptic vacation:

Because nothing puts the "get-away" in an "AHH, GET AWAY!!" quite like a giant bleeding rock tumor, am I right?

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Since the time of the Carrot Jockeys we've all suspected wreckerators have a... unique... relationship with icing carrots - but that's a fallacy!

Sorry, I spelled that wrong. I meant, "That's a phallus - see?"

Seriously, look at that texture. TELL ME THAT'S NOT INTENTIONAL.

And speaking of texture: friends, minions, countrywomen... what in poo-smeared blazes is this?!

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Well, on the bright side, at least we finally found a wreckerator who gives two sh*ts.

Thanks to Chrystal H., Mary Beth A., Andi C., & DeLoris N. for wiping out the competition.

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P.S. I found a shirt for today's carrot baker. Because if you can depend on Amazon for anything, it's for oddly specific t-shirts:

"Just A Girl Who Loves Carrots"Tee

It comes in all colors at the link, in case purple's not your jam.