Getting To Know You...

Getting to know your customers is crucial when running a business.

So bakers, I thought I'd introduce you to a few of YOUR customers from the CW audience:

That little boy's face = me when I see a Whoopie Pie.

(That's the bride in green.)

Oh, and the next time you decide to cover a cake with black icing, bakers, please:

THINK OF THE TONGUES.

It's not all bad, though. In fact, Becky's 6-year-old daughter just found the cake she wants for her next birthday, and it's totally do-able.

See?

From the Cake Wrecks book, no less!

Becky, you're clearly raising this kid right. Kudos.

And bakers, don't screw this one up. Or if you do, please remind Becky to send me a picture. :D

Thanks to Dawn S., Larissa S., Susan D., Jan M., Carol Ann, Brianna A., Christiana M., Amanda H., Kim C., & Becky S. for seeing "Dead People."

And now, 
BONUS ADORABLENESS!

Cannot. Handle. Teh cute.

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This seems like a good time to remind you there are actual, honest-to-goodness Cake Wrecks books. Two of ‘em! But this is the best one to stockpile for Christmas gifts:

Wreck The Halls

And from my other blog, Epbot:

The Top 10 Reactions To Your Facebook Feed This Week

...in cake form, of course.

The Virtual Side-Eye:

The "OH PLEASE."

(When do we get an "eye roll" reaction, Facebook?)

The "OH HAIL NO!"

The "Everything is fine."

The "I am a leaf on the wind."

No one can damage this calm.

The Watching A Friend Have A Rage Meltdown:

Pro-tip: When dealing with all-caps rants, I don't recommend correcting their spelling errors. It's just never appreciated.

The "Looks like someone didn't check Snopes again."

The "Bring popcorn; this just got GOOD."

The Staring Into The Abyss:

Pro-tip: Cookies help.

And finally,

The "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEE!"

Thanks to Jodee R., Landileigh, Michelle G., Brooke, Eli K., Elicia N., Tamara, Elizabeth M., Amy S., & Jackie K. for not overreacting.

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