When Only The Worst Will Do

Minions, if you want an occasion to be TRULY memorable, then only the worst will do.

Do you think S.L. will be forgetting her wedding cake anytime soon?

NUH-UH.

So if you can't beat 'em, I say, join 'em!

From baby showers:

...to Valentines:

...to an overwhelming sense of ennui:

There are just so many memories to be made!

Going to the beach?

Hate your kids?

Or, yes, even planning a Nightmare Before Christmas themed wedding?

Just think, with Cake Wrecks, the nightmare can be NOW.

Thanks to S.L., Jamie W., Virginia, Tania S., Jodee R., Michelle L., & Nicole S. for the real scream.

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Oh hey, if you're into memory-making, here's an interesting one:

Keepsake Hands Plaster Mold Kit

I'm just saying, this could be sweet and heartfelt or morbid and hilarious, and I'm here for either one.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Sobering Celebrations

Choosing the right cake design to go with your message is key. After all, you wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong idea, now, would you?

Aw, now there's a warm welcome.

(And if you think an overly enthusiastic volunteer fire brigade might spell disaster, you're wrong. It spells "neiborhood.")

Baptism, baseball...they both involve dunking, right?

[UPDATE: I have just been informed that baseball does not, in fact, have dunking. Apparently that's hockey. My bad.]

Ah, Niko. That boy is creeping up on death like a herd of geriatric turtles. Why, it seems like only yesterday you were playing with Thomas the Tank Engine, huh, Niko? Maybe because it WAS only yesterday, but still.

(No, the 5 is not a typo; this really was for a fifth birthday party.)

Whoops, Karen T., Karen G., & Tammy C., apparently geriatric turtles come in flocks.