Camouflaged E.T. Balls

Dawn ordered this Fall tree design for her wedding cake:

But in the end, she couldn't see the forest OR the trees:

I, for example, only see E.T. hands.

The cake Adriana wanted was already kinda funky:

...but give that photo to a wreckerator, and things get SO MUCH FUNKIER:

Balls.

And finally, Lindsay wanted this camouflage sheet cake:

Which leads us to a quandary:

Is it possible to camouflage camo?

Because I don't see it.

Thanks to Dawn B., Adriana S., & Lindsay M. for seeing what I did there.

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P.S. I know E.T. freaks most people out, but I have this plush from Universal on my desk and I love him:

(E.T. Doll With Blue Hoodie)

This is the same one sold in the theme parks, and it's big and soft and extremely huggable. He even stands on his own... mostly. (Mine leans back a bit, heh.) Anyhoo, A++, highly recommend.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

I Composed The Venue, The Menu, The Seating...

Admit it, minions: every time I show you a falling-over, heinously bad wedding wreck, you judge the couple a little. You think they didn't pay enough. You think they tried to get the moon for a plumber's crack budget. I get it.

But what if I told you this is the venue for today's wreck:

Pretty, right? And probably worth a pretty penny?

Note how this looks nothing like Uncle Earl's backyard, or the back room of a dilapidated lodge.
This, my friends, is what we southerners call a classy joint.

And this is the wedding cake they served in that classy joint:

Take a minute. Soak it in.

Join me in trying to decipher the faded poo swirly things on the bottom edge, or that spiky bowl thing on top.

And regarding the pretty silver stand it's on: that's not so much lipstick on a pig as it is glass slippers on a Horta. Which is frickin' hilarious if you're an old school Star Trek fan. (The rest of you, just imagine your pile of dirty laundry... made out of pizza.)

(Or hey, just imagine this cake. They're about equal.)

Thanks to Jennifer S. for the... PAIN!!!

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P.S. What's this, two Star Trek jokes in one week?? This calls for a celebration! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Star Trek Spock Socks

Awww yeeeeah.

It's the only logical choice, really.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: