D'OH!

It took me forever to realize this wedding cake was supposed to have a Simpsons theme:

Mmmmm. Paaaaaper.
And yes, you read that right: this was a WEDDING CAKE.

I especially like the way the sides transition seamlessly from edible paper to airbrushed fondant:

SEAMLESS.

Oh, and Bart's chalkboard reads, "I will not lick the wedding cake."

I guess there wasn't room for "...not if you paid me a million dollars."

Thanks to Meredith who thinks we should RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!

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P.S. I find a good jigsaw puzzle always calms me down - and Simpsons fans seem to love this one the best:

The Simpsons "Cast of Thousands" 1,000 Pc Puzzle
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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Don't Worry, Look At Cake Wrecks

Ahem hem hem.
[begins strumming ukelele]
[stops strumming ukeleli to go look up how to spell "ukelayle"]
[resumes strumming ukulele]

Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note

Don't worry,

BE HAPPY.

In every life we have some trouble

But when you worry,
you make it double

Don't worry,
BE HAPPY
Don't worry,
be happy now!

Ooh-ooh-hoo-hoo-ooh hoo-hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Don't worry,
BE HAPPY

You swerved in traffic and wrecked your cake?

Got stuck this morning in a big earthquake,

Don't worry,
BE HAPPY

The baker trying to make you frown

He turned your rainbow upside down

Don't worry

Woo-ooh-woo-ooh-woo-ooh-ooh

BE HAPPY

Don't worry
(Ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha)

BE HAPPY.
(Look at me, I'm happy!)

Ooh-ooh-hoo-hoo-ooh hoo-hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Oooh this song goes on foreverrrrr
Oooh ooh THAT'S ENOUGH.

Thanks to Diana C., Morgan B., Casey F., Courtney B., Richard B., Crystal F., Amanda B., Stevie M., Sean Z., & Jessica H. for reminding us there's always someone out there having a wreckier day.

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P.S. If you haven't read this yet, DO SO. You'll thank me later.

Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

Jenny's story about the raccoon is the most hilariously traumatizing thing I've ever read.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: