Don't Worry, Look At Cake Wrecks
Ahem hem hem.
[begins strumming ukelele]
[stops strumming ukeleli to go look up how to spell "ukelayle"]
[resumes strumming ukulele]
Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry,
BE HAPPY.
In every life we have some trouble
But when you worry,
you make it double
Don't worry,
BE HAPPY
Don't worry,
be happy now!
Ooh-ooh-hoo-hoo-ooh hoo-hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Don't worry,
BE HAPPY
You swerved in traffic and wrecked your cake?
Got stuck this morning in a big earthquake,
Don't worry,
BE HAPPY
The baker trying to make you frown
He turned your rainbow upside down
Don't worry
Woo-ooh-woo-ooh-woo-ooh-ooh
BE HAPPY
Don't worry
(Ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha)
BE HAPPY.
(Look at me, I'm happy!)
Ooh-ooh-hoo-hoo-ooh hoo-hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Oooh this song goes on foreverrrrr
Oooh ooh THAT'S ENOUGH.
Thanks to Diana C., Morgan B., Casey F., Courtney B., Richard B., Crystal F., Amanda B., Stevie M., Sean Z., & Jessica H. for reminding us there's always someone out there having a wreckier day.
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P.S. If you haven't read this yet, DO SO. You'll thank me later.
Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things
Jenny's story about the raccoon is the most hilariously traumatizing thing I've ever read.
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And from my other blog, Epbot: