I Dare You To Believe These Cakes Were Made By Professional Bakers
It's "Take Your Kids To Work Day," minion, which is ironic considering how many of you are working from home right now. If anything this year's celebration is more "Take Your Work To Your Kids Day," am I right?
Of course we all know bakers have a long history of bringing their pre-school children to work and arming them with airbrushes:
... piping bags:
... and in some unfortunate cases, whole bottles of food coloring:
Now, look, I am all for parent/child bonding in the workplace. I am!
However.
Shouldn't we be getting a discount on cakes decorated by 6-year-olds? I'm just saying.
Also, I see you bakers out there saving a few bucks by using child labor on your wedding cakes, and it is NOT COOL, dudes.
Egadz. Not cool for anyone.
Welp, happy Take Your Kids To Work Day, minions. And remember:
ALL
OF THESE
CAKES
WERE MADE
BY PROFESSIONAL ADULTS.
So teach your kids some art today, okay? For all our sakes.
Thanks to Samantha B., Ryan E., Melissa H., Erin C., Rachel, Samantha, Lisa S., Erin G., Leah Z., Richard L., & Calleigh for taking us all to school.
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