The Write Stuff

For Handwriting Analysis Week I thought we should take a fair, unbiased look at what kind of sick, twisted deviants could be writing on our cakes with their sick, twisted piping bags.

For SCIENCE!

Exhibit A.

One can observe from the jagged, hesitant strokes and middle patterns that this individual has an impulsive emotional responsiveness and cautious self-castigation. Also present: a nagging apprehension that she left the coffee maker on.

Exhibit 2.

Note the broadminded structures and upward slant that shows a tendency toward self-deceit and argumentative euphoria, with a perfunctory nod to antidisestablishmentarianism. Tsk. So typical.

Exhibit 6.

Totally horny.

Exhibit IV.

Horny, with a side of cautious self-castigation.

Exhibit È.

Randy as a tipsy Newman.

Exhibit Spoon.

Potential ax-murderer. Who is horny.

And finally:

Exhibit Nein.

A magical unicorn with telekinetic powers.

Or an overworked shift manager, who has a headache.

[shifty eyes]

SCIENCE!!

Thanks to Arthur S., Breanne S., Nikki M., Marcela T., Christy H., Kayla G., & Stephanie K. for making every hyper-active preschooler with a crayon look down right talented.

*****

P.S. I thought you guys might like some "humerus" pens:

Medical Pen Gift Set

GET IT? "HUMERUS"?

Actually this set comes with all the syringes & little pill pens, too, for only $10! And I'm not at all bitter over the fact that I just bought one - ONE! - of those pill pens from a shop here in Orlando for $5. :)  (It's super adorable, though; it telescopes open!)

The Eyes Have It

It's National Eye Exam Month, guys! So how 'bout we give the old peepers a check up?

First, read the following aloud:

[scribbling on clipboard] Good, good....

Now these:

Hmm, not so good.

Let's try something else: read these numbers from right to left:

Excellent.

Now, find the fly.

Very good! Hard to believe the baker missed that.

Next let's test your visual pain tolerance. Tell me, which of these hurts more to look at?

A.

Or B.

Innnnteresting.

And finally, how many fingers am I holding up?

Good news, your eyes are fine! 
But these bakers may want to get their heads examined.

Thanks to Judy M., Miranda N., Amanda L., Ellin P., Wes T., Elissa R., Kimberly L., Spring P., & Claudia P. for seeing what we did there.

And for those of you who happen to wear glasses: I just found the most fabulous flamingo holder, omigosh:

Pink Flamingo Glasses Holder

SO CUTE.