Parents, I give you an early Christmas present: a line up of Santa cakes so terrifying, even the naughtiest child will run screaming to do the dishes.
"Well helloooo, children. I see you when you're sleeping."
"And I know when you're awake."
"I know if you've been bad or good!" [insane giggle]
[whispering] "So be good..."
"...or else."- Related Wreckage: Santa Gets the Shaft
Note from john: Yes. Strawberry is misspelled.
A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)
- Jen
