Drem Big, Gjrads!
I think the reason I love graduation wreckage so much is all that rich, fortified irony.
Uh-oh. Looks like someone forgot to bring their "A" game.
[dramatic announcer voice] "Live! From Hollywood! It's Class off, two thousand ten!'"
One thing you've really got to hand to home-schooling:
The grad ceremonies are quick. I bet they're always first in line at Olive Garden.
Yep, this was sitting out for sale with all the other "generic" graduation cakes. Putting aside the "Gjraduates" issue, it really sends a nice message, don't you think?
"Here's your cake. We thought this guy kind of looked like you."
"But...I'm Asian."
"Yes, well..."
"And a girl."
"He has your smile."