Gorilla Tactics
Customer: "Hi, there. I'd like a cake that looks something like this:
Wreckerator: "Oh sure! We do these all the time. You want some sprinkles on it? Might add a little something!"
Customer: "Er, no."
Wreckerator: Okey-doke-aroony! [folds arms and nods head, Jeannie-style]
Wreckerator: Not quite perfect? Here, I'll try again.
::Doink!::
Wreckerator: No! Wait! I can do this!
::Doink::
Customer: I'm pretty sure that's a pig...
::Doink!::
Wreckerator: [straining]
::KER-DOINK!::