I Never Inhaled
This was ordered for a school competition called the Academic Decathlon:
Now, I'd like to say that at least they spelled "capitalize" right, buuuut...
they didn't.
*sigh*
The following is a dramatization. The Wreck, however, is very real.
Jenny C.: "Hi, I'd like a cake with 'Happy Birthday' on it."
Bakery: "Sure! Anything else?"
Jenny C: [shaking head] "Just 'Happy Birthday'."
Bakery: "Okey dokey!"
Two friends nicknamed Frizz and Kermit ask a baker to hold a blank cake for them while they finish their shopping. The baker agrees, and sticks a hold tag on the box.
What happened next? Only the Wrecker knows.
And finally, Anda ordered a couple of cakes for a birthday party. To keep it simple, she asked for the same inscription on both. Which is exactly what she got.
And the kicker?
The store refused to fix them.
Why?
Because - waaaait for it - that's what she asked for.
Really.
All together now: *sigh*