Giving Wrecks a Bad Name
Parents, if you don't want to risk bruised feelings on their birthdays, I suggest you NOT name any of your children "Cubby":
Or "Angus":
Or "Ritchie":
And don't even *think* about "Bobby":
Or, heaven forbid, "Trudi":
And while you're at it, you'd better avoid pet names like "honey bunny," too:
In fact, maybe you should just leave names off your cakes all together. That way, nothing can go wrong.
Thanks to wreckporters Laura R., Lacey C., Trisha A., Brian C., Kirsten H., Kelly N., & Erica for the name-calling.
Jen