Caught In The Act

For years, bakers have tried to deny it.

"My balloons look like what? Really?! Well, I never. How could you even suggest such a thing? I'm aghast! I'm stunned! I'm [checking thesaurus] chagrined! Why, I would never...

...

"Um...

"Yeah, okay. You got me. Those are totally sperm.

"But how do you like my rose buds?"

Thanks to Rebecca B., who only mentioned that they misspelled "We'll." She's a forgiving sort, that one.