I'm Actually NOT Ready For Some Football
I generally try to avoid sports-related stuff like watching ball games, playing ball games, or excessive movement, but even *I* can tell by my Facebook feed that something sports-related is going on. (Or went on. Or is going to go on. STOP PRESSURING ME I JUST DON'T KNOW OKAY?)
So I asked John about it, and he said he thought it was football season. Which might explain some of the stranger submissions I've been getting this week.
Like this:
Thank goodness. I've been waiting for You Teaw to get here for WEEKS.
Or this:
This is actually a perfect visual representation of my sports knowledge: half hearted, blatantly incorrect, and really confusing.
And speaking of confusing:
Ew.
LITTLE KNOWN SPORTS FACT: Did you know footballs are like puffer fish? It's true! Check it out:
INFLATED
DEFLATED
And while we're at it, remember those Hanukkah cakes with the five-pointed stars? Well, here's your problem:
Turns out there was just a mix-up with the Dallas "Cow-Boys."
(Oy vay! Get that pig skin outta here!)
Now it's time to play everyone's favorite football-cake-related game:
TURKEY!! OR!! FOOTBALL?!
Sooo... Turkey? Or football?
Take your time; I'll just be over here humming the Jeopardy theme in between dry heaves. (Is that paprika? *hurk*)
Now this, on the other hand, is a football cake I'd totally buy:
This is an intentional joke Amber made for her bakery manager, but it turned into an unintentional wreck when he put it out on the sales floor to sell. I like to think someone with a similarly snarky sensibility snapped it up.
And finally, a "cake" that perfectly sums up all this football wreckage:
My thoughts exactly.
Thanks to Amber M., Binah, Nilolai N., Rachel L., Claire G., Ellen D., Caitlyn H., Amber G., & Benjamin B. for the home "runs." [snerk]