Hail, Oh Ween!

 Sure, you could call it Halloween, but where's the fun in that?

 

SEE HOW MUCH MORE FUN THIS IS?

 I'M SHOUTING BECAUSE OF ALL THE "FUN!"

 

"Haaloween?" Throw in an umlaut, and you've got Ikea's next bookshelf.

 

The only holiday that fills you with candy, but still leaves you empty inside.

Or something.

 

 HAIL!

And my personal favorite:

On a completely unrelated note, I'd like to point out that this is supposed to be an eyeball:

But you know how else you could make this look almost - but not quite - exactly UNLIKE an eyeball?

 Like this:

Head, meet desk. Desk, head. Aaaand, repeat.

Thanks to Mrs. O., Jeremy C., Kelly S., Chickpea, Micheal B., Kat B., & Loni for helping us see eye-to-eye. You've been great pupils!