Reduce, Reuse, Re-Wreck
"HoooooEEE! Come on down and get your very own genuine 'Nawlins Mardi Gras Bourbon Street Cajun Jambalaya King Cake while they last! '
"Fresh like it was made yesterday!"
"Um, Jim?"
"Yeah, Bob?"
"It's April."
"Oh."
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"Easter 'Danish rings!' Get your genuine fresh Easter 'Danish Rings' right here!"
Thanks to Chris B. and Alison V. for the peep show.