My Bad, Dad
This Father's Day, there's nothing like a cake to express your feelings for dear old dad.
He just might have to read between the lines a little:
"Because I've always wanted to give you the finger."
"The farther away you are, the better."
"Social convention dictates I acknowledge this holiday.
That doesn't mean I have to wish you a happy one."
"We're both laughing, but for different reasons."
"And by 'anchor', I mean you're a huge drag."
"Your number slipped into the the triple digits this year, so I just left it blank."
"...You're a giant tool!"
Thanks to Scott A., T.D., Sarah C., Colleen B., Kellie B., Alicia Y., & Jen W. for telling us EXACTLY what that's supposed to mean.