Sunday Sweets: Dadisms

In honor of Father's Day, here are some of our favorite "Dadisms", with a Sweet twist: 

 

"Don't make me turn this car around!"

By Debbie Does Cakes

("I'm not lost; this is a short cut.")

 

"Do I look like I'm made of money?"

By Queens of Sweet

 

[when we complain:]

"It's good for you. It builds character."

By Creative Cakes by Julie

 

"Help me polish my sniper rifle before you bring your date in."

By Not Your Average Cake

 

"When I was your age, we didn't have iPads and mp3 players and all these newfangled toys...

By Gateaux Inc.

"We had rocks and sticks, and we liked it."

 

"Go clean your room."

By Frost Your Cake

(Er...let's just say those are root beer bottles, k?)

 

"Finish your vegetables."

By Cakecrumbs and based on the original by Sweetopolita that we featured here.

 

"Go ask your mother."

By peggypal

 

"Directions are for sissies. Now, hand me that hammer."

By Sweet Things

 

"Does this shirt go with this tie?"

Baker unknown

 

 And the best Dadism of all?

By Rouvelee's Creations

"I love you."

 

Happy Fathers' Day, everyone! Hug 'em if you got 'em.