Sometimes You Really Have To Go-Go
(Note: In case your Wham's a little rusty, I've embedded the music video at the bottom of today's post.)
(Also, "Rusty Wham" is the name of my Peter Gabriel cover band.)
You caught me off guard right from the start
You got me all fired up with your bean pop tarts
My colon's not been the same
But something's wrong here
Something ain't right
My roommate told me what you did last night
Left a "present" in my bed
I was sleepin', but the smell could've raised the dead!
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cuz poopin' in a girl's bed's a no-no
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to be here when you need two-ply
Wake me up before you go-go
I think this date has just reached a new low
Wake me up before you go-go
(yeah, yeah!)
What the heck, man, have you no shame?
The term "crappy date"'ll never be the same.
'Cuz you're so crazy, I'm a fool
Shoulda known better when you peed the pool
Get out, baby, this ain't right
'Scuse my British, but you're so full of shite!
Wake me up before you go-go
I think this date has just reached a new low
Wake me up before you go-go
(No, no, no!)
Thanks to Jennifer G., Erin S., Kathy B., R.W., Kylie N., Becki N., Marisa F., Jamie G., Colleen C., Leigh B., Chelsea H., & Lisa R., for helping me get that out of my system.
