Gobble 'Til Ya Wobble

IIIIIT'S TURKEY DAY!!!

And just in time, too, 'cuz the gang's all here! Here, lemme introduce you.

There's...

Spuds McTurkey:

Stretch:

Chuckles:

Daddy Long Legs:

Mad Eye:

Danny Double D:

(aka "The Smothered Brother")

The Gobbler:

"All right, all right; just one wafer-thin mint."

...and, last but definitely not least, Mr. Hurkey:

"HOOOOWDY HO!!"

They're here to wish you a very:

Or, if you prefer past tense:

Now get out there, my friends, and:

Sounds painful.

Sooo... chop chop!

Thanks given to Ashley K., Bonnie C., Caitlin D., Carina B., Allie S., Lauren M., Rachel S., Tammy P., Maggie W., Judith R., Courtney, Daniel L., & Leslie M. for making "ham" a verb.