What Happens in Vagueness

Reading a wreck can be like deciphering code. Except it's a code where the sender doesn't necessarily know what she's saying, either.

Some are easy:

Yup.

Others take a little more work:

No.

(Do we need to go over this again?)

And some are downright inscrutable:

That settles it: No more caffeine for Mary.

Now, this clearly says "CoNgrat's Spr 2K9 Noo of the Theta Tall of Kappa Alpha Psi To be Kontrua."

But it's all Greek to me.

(Well, half Greek. All inexplicable, half Greek.)

So in conclusion,

My thoughts exactly.

Thanks to Missie S., Megan B., Tina H., Jessica R., and Jeremy N., for helping us clear that up.