8 Wrecks To Bring the "Romance"

It's "Resurrect Romance" week, so you know THAT means:

Time to bring sexy back! With cake!

[starting up peppy dance music]

HIT IT, JOHN!

Um. John. What are you doing. John. John.

Let's try that again.

HIT IT, JOHN!!

...no.

Now I'm getting uncomfortable.

Here, lemme take over.

Look, people, to really steam things up you've gotta be loving:

And maybe keep those pet names private.

Try telling your amore that tonight... IS THE NIGHT.

Only not in a murder-y way.

Some ladies like it if you buy them...

...THINGS. Buy them things. 0.o

It doesn't have to be anything extravagant, though. Sometimes just sharing a refreshing slice of watermelon can... uh...

...never mind.

Anyway, I'm sure we can agree that the important thing for love & romance is to be a beacon.

A sexy, sexy beacon.

("Happy Kattie?" I BET SHE IS.)

Thanks to Elizabeth L., Laura R., Anony M., Mallory V., Haley, Heather F., Jody M., & Jaime-Ann, who I'm reaaaaally hoping is a fan of our Pan-demonium post. Otherwise, AWKWARRRD.

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