CSI: Crime Scene Icers
[gritty narrator's voice] "In the city, crime doesn't take a holiday."
Well, well, well. Looks like these two are... [SUNGLASSES]
...snow more.
Or maybe "put on ice?" Yeah.
And this guy just... [SUNGLASSES]... snapped.
Wait, no. Lost his head.
Flipped his lid!
Somebody bit his head off!
DANGIT I USED TO BE GOOD AT THIS.
Ahem.
[putting glasses back on]
Well this here is...
WHOA. What is wrong with people??
No. Forget it. I HAVE NO PUNS FOR THIS.
[pause]
So you'll just have to... BEAR with me.
:D
[deep breath] [shaking out arms]
Ok, I've totally got this next one. I'm ready. Somebody set me up!
"The reindeer led us straight to him, sir."
"AHA! That's because Rudolph the Red knows [SUNGLASSES] 'slain', dear."
Hang on, my timing felt wrong.
Should I do the sunglasses after 'Red'? Or after 'slain'?
Hey, why are you scrolling down?
Hey!
HEY!
Oh fine.
Well, the good news is, we found the murder weapon.
I guess you could say they... [SUNGLASSES]... had a good run.
You know, because running with scissors...? OH NEVER MIND.
There's no need to get snippy.
Thanks to Shannon H., Laura, Joshua K., & Mindy C. for keeping your cutting remarks to a minimum.
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