Expectation vs Reality, Vol. 27

Jamie ordered this zebra-stripe cake in blue and green:

...but she got this:

Mmm. Squishy.

(Anyone else seeing under-ripe banana peels?)

I'm still not sure what happened to Deirdre's Nemo cake.
She ordered this:

...but got... this?

After much puzzling, I've decided that thing in the middle is a snow globe.

Which only prompts more questions, if you think about it.

And finally, Jody ordered a rainbow cake from this website promising next day delivery:

Just to be clear, that's the picture on the bakery's own website, so it's not like they were asked to match someone else's work.

(Drum roll, please.)

Aaaaand this is what turned up at Jody's door the next day:

I have lost the ability to even, you guys.

That's right.

I CAN'T EVEN.

Thanks to Jamie B., Deirdre D., & Jody E. for proving you can't always trust things ordered off the internet. (But I still have high hopes for this at-home lipo kit, so hey, wish me luck!)

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