Friday Favs 8/28/15
Heather asked her bakery if they could add a unicorn to her cookie cake.
They said - and this is a direct quote - "Yes."
"YES."
So just so we're clear: the professional baking people said yes, they could add a unicorn to Heather's cookie cake.
NOOOOOOOOO
"Little did the princesses know that directly above their heads..."
"... lurked the tragically misunderstood tentacle volcano optometrist.
I hear it ain't easy.
"Hey Sal, this drunk melting blue cat just isn't weird enough, you know? Anything else we can add?"
AHA! Pirate chest hat!
PERFECT.
Occasions That Call For Sh*t Balloons:
- Your First Hemorrhoid
- Anniversary of Your First Hemorrhoid
- Someone Else Asked About Your Hemorrhoid
- The Hemorrhoid Cream Worked!
- Your Boss's Birthday
Thanks to Heather C., Marie S., Chris H., Joy J., & Michele A. for the crappy occasions.
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