Sooooo... No?

You'll never guess what Taryn T. asked her baker:

As perfect as that is, I feel kinda bad that Taryn didn't get her unicorn.

So Taryn, JUST FOR YOU:

Humpy Dumpy

Elvis McSquiggle Eye

"Nothing To See Here" Brutus the Smoothest [WINK WINK]

And I can't decide which of these last two is my favorite:

Squintsy the Aardvark

Or

Stumpy Wallbanger.

You guys feel free to vote in the comments.

Thanks to Ginny V., Cassandra F., Brandi F., Heather C., & Joshanna R. for proving that, no matter what, the answer was still "no."

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