6 Signs Halloween Is Coming

There's a chill in the air, minions, and not just from your in-law's latest text.
Nope, Fall is here, and with it, all the classic signs:

- Bad Apples:

Seedy characters, no matter how you slice it.

- Rabid Pumpkins

ERMERGOURD, this is one pumpkin-spiced foam you'll want nothing to do with, trust me.

- Two girls in frilly skirts lying on the ground with their feet chopped off:

Yes, oddly specific, but I don't decide the signs; I just report 'em.

- Poop floating UPstream:

Eerie, isn't it?

- Black cats being sucked into whirling pea-soup vortexes:

That's a can't-miss sign, right there.

But the #1 way you know Halloween is coming?

Angry sperm.

Thanks to Sarah C., Ricky T., Isha J., Marisa S., Heather V., & Kristy T. for going with the flow.

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