The Post-Halloween Blues (And Drippy Oranges)
'Twas the week after Halloween,
(Such a sad tale to tell),
Of all the spooptacular cakes
That somehow failed to sell.
Dried up pumpkin donuts,
Poltergeists calling, "Bo bo"
Plus all manner of K-K-Kupcakes
...a definite "No-No."
Runny candy corn noses,
And all things smeary and old,
Is it really a wonder
That this one never sold?
[shudder]
So farewell, poop-kin river,
Farewell, slime-haired wrecks!
And brace yourselves, minions;
Thanksgiving is next.
Thanks to Elizabeth M., Attia S., Kat L., Andrea M., Janet P., Jodee R., Amy W., Chris V., & Amy J. for the spoopy send-off.
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