The Grill Blaster
Like mosquito bites and an overabundance of guys wearing loafers without socks, "grillin'" cakes are an inseparable part of summer.
But should they be?
I mean, we can't get rid of all the mosquitoes, and we can't seem to convince guys that sweaty loafer feet are icky, but we CAN do something about this, minions:
That's right: we can just say "NO" to 5 pounds of black icing.
"NO" to airbrushed rice cakes on our real cakes:
And "NO" to hairy Tribble pelts and decaying poo wangs!
We can do better, America.
We can have hot dog cakes.
Or watermelon cakes!
Or even a classic half-burger cake!
Which could double as a taco!
So bakers, I hope this has shown you that we want MORE than just black-and-brown piles of crappy icing.
We want MULTICOLORED piles of crappy icing.
Thank you.
And thanks also to Woneita, Angie H., Peter N., Patricia, Jess A., & Libby T. for RUINING Taco Tuesday. Now I have to eat cake instead. DANGIT.
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